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post-Potter depression

The feeling that a chunk of your heart was just ripped out after having finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, knowing that you will never again feel the anticipation, the excitment, the pre-release hype that ever accompanies a Harry Potter book release.
After gloating that she was right about Snape all along, post-Potter depression kicked in and the girl locked herself in her room for a week straight continuously sobbing and shouting riddiculous incantations at the door trying to make it turn into a portal to Hogwarts.

James Potter 

A hot softie who deserves the fucking world.
Oh, and also 1/4 of the Marauders and the father of Harry Potter-- but that's not important.
James Potter. That's it. That's all that needs to be said.
James Potter by starkinternship August 12, 2018

A Very Potter Musical 

One of the greatest, if not one of the only, fan-based musicals on the popular series, Harry Potter. This musical which you can find on Youtube is practically just a witty version of every Harry Potter book in one big show! This musical is also the cause of random laughter from the phrase, "totally awesome"and more! At one point in your lifetime you will end up watching this musical, or else you would never have searched it up in the first place, your friends will make you, or you want to pass time!
You: Hey what's a good thing to do to pass time?
Your friend: How about watching A Very Potter Musical?
You: Ok!

Horny Potter 

The act of busting a nut and drawing glasses and a lightning bolt on another’s face. The person’s face will then resemble that of the famed literary protagonist, Harry Potter.
Jessica: Ah man, did you really just Horny Potter all over my face again?!
Alex: Yep, you’re a jizzer Harry.
Horny Potter by JKTrowling February 22, 2019

A Very Potter Musical 

A parody-musical based on the Harry Potter-books. You'll find it on Youtube, or one of your friends (or even a total stranger) will nag you to see it in the near future.

The reason the phrase "totally awesome" now can trigger anything from a laughter-fit to a blank stare.

Often referred to as AVPM or VPM online.
Friend 1: That car was totally awesome!
Friend 2 collapses in laughter.
Friend 1: What? What's so funny about that?
Friend 2: You just reminded me of AVPM.
Friend 1: A what?
Friend 2: A Very Potter Musical! Come, I'll show you!
Friend 3: Again? Those songs get stuck in my head so easily, I'll be humming them for the next three days.
A Very Potter Musical by FIND! July 19, 2009

Hairy Potter 

The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.

For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.
Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!
Hairy Potter by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015