A sex move. You insert cannabis oil into your rectum and wait until it gets you high. Next, you fart the remaining oil out onto your partner's face or into their mouth.

"Dude, my ladyfriend gave me a Hot Neptune last night!"
"That's disgusting, why are you telling me this?"

hot neptune by Smaff Petress August 26, 2021

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Famous neptune

Neptune is the most epic famest person with loads of fans they are so cool because neptune and people dont see that enough

The famous neptune is pretty cool

Famous neptune by Mr egward February 25, 2022

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Jet Neptune

Popular comedian and American pornographic actor Sam Hyde's sidechick. He is a proud homosexual man with a fragile ego who often finds himself in petty online drama. Used to be a musician but that didn't work out.

X: Shalom brother Y, can you help me with my homework?? I swear I won't turn my back on you after it's done.
Y: Yeah, just don't Jet Neptune me.

Jet Neptune by Samiul Haider December 19, 2023

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