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Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins 

1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.

2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.

3) An inferior toy-maker.
Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."

cotton headed ninny muggins 

One who thinks he is humorous and/or lacks brain capacity; a doofus
Notice how the two previous posters before me are, themselves, cotton headed ninny muggins's?
Mugging; Is to stare or look at someone with malignant thoughts or intentions
Why you muggin on me?
mugging by disturbed May 6, 2004

migginsworth 

Momma still in migginsworth but I made it out wit da drip
migginsworth by queen clam November 15, 2018

meggings 

Leggings for men. They have become increasingly popular in the fashion world and on the streets of major cities. Apparently.
-"What the fuck is that guy wearing?!"
-"Meggings. My boyfriend just bought some."
*collective shudder*
meggings by MommaElla September 12, 2009
something that bothers or annoys someone else. To frustrate someone
"That teacher has been magging on me all year long."
Magging by HustlingErday December 21, 2009