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keeping it real 

When a black celebrity/athlete gets into trouble and his teamates/black commentators/BET media say he's "Keeping it real", as if it were assumed he is supposed to act like that. It is more or less a black-on-black racist term. (White people don't use the term and are largely unaware of what it means.) It says that black people are supposed to get in trouble with the law, thusly "keeping it real"; being true to their race.
A lot of people probably said Kobe Bryant was "keeping it real" when he got into trouble, or when insert name basketball player got busted for marijuana possession, not realizing they are perpetuating the racism they try to fight at the same time.
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keeping it real 

the act of being yourself, usually by buying and wearing shit that everyone else has.
Wearing all this expensive brand name shit assures that I'm keeping it real.
keeping it real by Laird December 9, 2003

Keeping Up with the Kardashians 

'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.
Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is than me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.

Keeping Edge 

Sticking to the ideals of the straight edge way of life.
Want to grab some beers? Nah, man, I'm keeping edge this week.
Keeping Edge by notedgeguy May 26, 2010

Keeping the doctor away 

shoving apple slices up your bum. also referred to as Doing the Newton and Baking a pie
You want to go out to the club tonight?

I can't. I'm keeping the doctor away so I gotta stay close to the john

Keeping your nose clean 

Keeping your nose clean means are you staying out of trouble
Boy: "Did you see that your homeboy got locked up for drug possession?"

Girl: "Yeah, I know he is your friend, but I hope you are keeping your nose clean."

Keep on keeping on

This is an expression to encourage someone to keep going, to keep trying, to never stop! Keep on going!
No matter what you do, just keep on keeping on! You got this!
Keep on keeping on by LingDanc803 February 8, 2023