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broadband hiccups 

Broadband Hiccups are an inconvenient interruption to your broadband connection - very annoying during a mass download or a webchat
I was trying to have a chat with X on messenger today and we kept getting interrupted with a seriously bad dose of Broadband Hiccups!

I was just getting to the end of level 15 and oh no broadband hiccups just wiped me out!

I tried to download that as well last night but a broadband hiccup got in the way
broadband hiccups by ledge67 October 2, 2007

Marijuana Hiccups 

Hiccups caused by toking on reefer after getting a really hard hit.
1st Person: *cough, cough* oh shi.. *cough, hiccup* AH crap, marijuana hiccups!
2nd: HAHA! sucks to be you
1st: *hiccups* DAMN!!
2nd: *laughs some more*
Marijuana Hiccups by High~Heaven091 September 22, 2010

Terminal Hiccups 

When a person shoves large amounts of dry foods down their gullet without sufficient water and goes into a spasm of belching. Belching can take on the face of a bug in an Edgar suit from Men in Black in serious cases.
Dave ate too many dry peanuts on the plane and needed water to prevent the occurrence of terminal hiccups.
Terminal Hiccups by Dalooshla August 20, 2014

hiccumaburp 

when one hiccups and burps at the same time
"what was that sound coming out of your mouth?"
"It was just a hiccumaburp!!"
hiccumaburp by dsandss September 1, 2012

Hiccurps 

Burps, and hiccups combined. When you hiccup, and then you burp afterwards. The most annoying thing that can happen.
John: I hate hiccups.
Bob: Well, hiccurps are worse.
John: What are those?
Bob: Burps after hiccups.
John: Ha, your a moron! *hiccup* *burp*
Bob: Haha. Karma.
Hiccurps by Random Psycho Killer August 28, 2010
A terrible, yet temporary disease in which you feel your soul tries to escape your body every 2-30 seconds. In some cases, people get highly frustrated, and even sometimes wish they were dead.

Known causes are: Caffinated drinks, and large amounts of laughter.

Although hiccups are not contagious, they are very common. Please be careful.
(Silence)
John: *hiccup*
Sara: Aw man! You caught the hiccups'
John: da-*hiccup*-ng. These are bad!
Sara: I'm sorry!
Hiccups by Jdude May 20, 2013