Eggplant tacos 

Eggplant taco(s); noun

Having sex, as could be expressed with emojis

We made eggplant tacos last night.

That girl is hot! I wanna give her an eggplant taco!

Eggplant tacos by ILoveTheEclipse September 3, 2016

eggplant juice 

another word for skeet, cum, and or penis milk. Say a guy is beating off his dick, sooner or later his eggplant juice will shoot out. It's basically sum sum i made up so whenever i'm talking about cum,it isn't obvious especially to peers.

a girl group:"tell us some details about what happened last night, with josh ."
Macy:" i was giving him a bj, and he jizzed his eggplant juice."

eggplant juice by I LIKE ABELS EGGPLANT JUICE June 9, 2017

Eggplant Witch 

standing no taller than five foot one, she is an iconic history teacher at Rockport High School that roa.s the halls resembling a creature with the body of an eggplant and the head of a witch

Jonah: You see Mrs Herman today?

Sean: Dude she's a fuckin Eggplant Witch

Eggplant Witch by peskatarian February 18, 2019

eggplant emoji

A big ole purple deek🍆️🍆️🍆️

Bobby P: "Who wants my eggplant emoji tonight???"😉️

Angel T: "Oh I do, give it to me (sexually) DADDY!!!"

eggplant emoji by Fettygod October 5, 2016

eggplant parm 

n. a sexual act that occurs during a womans menstrual period and when completed loosely resembles a cheap version of eggplant parmigiana, after having sex with a menstruating woman (the blood represents tomato sauce), the male then defecates onto her bloody vagina (the "eggplant") followed by the male ejaculating on top of the fecal matter ("parmesan cheese"). If more tomato sauce is required to complete the effect, the woman can be punched in the nose.

My girlfriend is so freaky, she loves it when I give her the "eggplant parm"

eggplant parm by M.M. 108 May 2, 2006

eggplant dike ass 

name of someone in paris hiltons phone book, the true meaning is only known to paris

lets prank call that fucking eggplant dike ass

eggplant dike ass by egg head March 10, 2005

Eggplant Body 

A large, squishy, undefined female body, with no distinguishable womanly curves, besides those brought on by excessive consumption of burgers, bacon, and assorted sweets. Eggplant body bitches of the Caucasian persuasion are popular amongst skinny black dudes who need a white chick to go down on them without hesitation.

"Ay man, you see that white chick that Josh is with?"

"Mannnn, that big bitch got eggplant body. Get real"

Eggplant Body by NigBipples October 3, 2011