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Bundyism 

A religion that closely follows the tenets of philosopher and male hero Al Bundy. Followers of Bundyism must make frequent trips to the nudie bar, read lots of porno magazines, and refrain from making love to their spouses. Followers of Bundyism must also have affiliation with NO MA'AM. Bundyism is characterized by the Nine Commandments:

1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers: see rule three.
5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car pool but me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses."
8. Synchronized Swimming is NOT a sport.
9. Mud wrestling IS a sport.
Al Bundy's philosophy just makes so much sense to me, that's why I follow Bundyism
Bundyism by tedsexington December 9, 2008

al bundy 

The epitome of sarcasm and apathy. The feeling of total helplessness in a world of women's scorn, amazonian masterhood, and specials on import beer.
Its a mad, mad Al Bundy world out there, thank god for Bigguns and Girly girl beer.
al bundy by Philism dude May 13, 2005

punch buggy 

Declaration of this magic phrase upon observing a Volkwaggon Bettle before its being voiced by one's accompaning passenger in a vechile entitles a person to a warrented, fully justified, and unretaliatable jab in the arm of the accompaning passenger. This rule supersedes all existing laws on assault in all jurisdictions within the continental United States, Canada, and some participating regions of Mexico not under the control of the drug cartels.
A souped-up VW Bug sailed into view and so Sally yelled, "Punch Buggy!" and pursuant to the universal Punch Buggy Law immediately laid a blow to Johnny's arm.
punch buggy by Harmless Drudge November 27, 2011

Bung Squirts 

The spray that shoots out one's ass following an enema. The effect is sometimes replicated as a college prank or by scat freaks. They jam a garden hose up their ass on low pressure until 'full', then release the hose from their anus. Upon release brown shitwater shoots out of the person's ass up to twenty feet.
Jason took the hose out of his ass covered Dave in Bung Squirts.
Bung Squirts by Sherby McGee March 27, 2003

Bung Mustard 

Firey, bung burning, explosive diarrhea. Like liquid acid pouring from your back door. Leaves the oring stinging for some period of time.
Oh man the bung mustard is really bad. I may have food poisoning. My ass is on fire!!!
Bung Mustard by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
“I ain’t paying for no bungala”
Lemme get a burger with a bungie please
Bungala by Hoosen November 9, 2023