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Stranded on Penis Boulevard

Up Shit Creek
Hey man, I'm stranded on Penis Boulevard, could you help me out?

driving a bus on the boulevard 

Expression used to imply a person with low intelligence or feeble minded; can also be used to describe a foolish act. Generally used to provide a negative response to a harebrained question.
Son: Dad may I go to the shore this weekend with Suzy?
Dad: What do you think I just got done driving a bus on the boulevard?

Martin Luther King Jr. Saint George Floyd Boulevard 

A road or street that is often occupied by gangs or possesses a large amount of gang activity
Yo, we can't go down Martin Luther King Jr. Saint George Floyd Boulevard, it's dangerous.

Vanilla Boulevarding 

To Vanilla Boulevard:
The action of randomly start vibing and jamming in an unusual place, often while wearing baggy clothes and weird shades.
"YO mate, are those guy in piazza primo Vanilla Boulevarding?" "yep! they are"

or

"Hey orango, what if we vanilla boulevarded right now?”
Orango: “fuck yeah, why not?”

boulevards 

Black corduroy house slippers that are worn in primarily urban neighborhoods.
Boulevards are worn with the back of the shoe folded forward, and the wearer's heel sticking out, so that they can be kicked off in case the wearer may have to flee on foot from the police.
"Hell yeah I'm ready to court. I got creases on my jeans, and brand new boulevards, bitch."
boulevards by Frank Hotdog November 30, 2006

boulevardier 

A cultivated person who frequents the most fashionable locales in cities like New York, London or Paris.

A boulevardier must express his sense of high fashion and have knowledge of advanced cultural pursuits.
A: "What is doing your friend Gerard in town?
B: "Strolling down Fifth Avenue or Broadway; he is an in-your-face boulevardier."
boulevardier by rperazag July 18, 2010