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Air Force Cadet Cum Diet 

The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.
When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!
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Air Force Green Dot 

A politically correct program that was developed and currently being used in the U.S. Air Force. This program is to raise awareness of sexual assault and how intercede in a bad situation.

But in reality, this program is to encourage all Airmen to dispel any jokes and activities which raises morale. Airmen or NCOs who volunteered to be an instructor for this program usually are the very sensitive politically correct whiny bitches who needs a promotion bullet so they can get the Promote Now or Must Promote in their EPR. They never had any kind of fun because they're the Negative Nancys within their Squadron/Fligt. They call the cool people who loves to have fun and crack jokes within each other "Red Dots". However they can seem nice but they’re likely going to back stab their peers or airmen just to make rank.
Red Dot Airman: Bacon can cure Islamic Fighters from being a suicide bomber.

Green Dot NCO: That's very offensive and it hurts my feelings. You're being a Red Dot. You need to go to Air Force Green Dot training so you can learn some manners.

Red Dot Airman: I see you need to lighten up Francis but whatever it takes to get the promotion.

Green Dot NCO: I will now schedule a Mass Air Force Green Dot Training after duty hours since you’re all being
problematic.

Red Dot Airman: This is why Morale in the Air Force isn’t Pretty Darn Good. You’re Toxic Leadership.
Air Force Green Dot by JCUSAF23 December 31, 2017

air force ones 

Overpriced shoes made by childern in sweatshops in third world countries.
The popularity of the shoe has risen ever since a focus marketing group used product placement in a "song" by some St. Louis raptard who covers up a big herpes sore with an adhesive bandage.
Y'all wiggaz best sell mo' rocks so u can get yoself some air force ones.

Air Force Juan

The mexican version of Air Force One, not to be confused with the mexican nikes Air Force Juans
Just in, the president of Mexico went over the WALL. Looks like he's escorted in the Air Force Juan
Air Force Juan by stevicheliz September 23, 2017

air force ones 

Heaviest trainers at d moment
OOOOOOOO and dats n air force 1, trainers by da truck load trainers by da ton
air force ones by Tracy August 18, 2004

Air Force Academy 

Bob: "Where will the United States obtain its next generation of war fighters?"
Tom: "No need to recruit now, Bob. The Air Force Academy will take care of our nation's needs for at least another 20 years."
Air Force Academy by W.S. October 13, 2003

Air Force Academy 

United States military academy that promotes the abuse of alcohol and the sexual exploitation of women. Holds a special commissioning ceremony for its fly boy cadets each year.
Unlike West Point and Annapolis, the Air Force Academy thinks it is above the law. That attitude will soon change.
Air Force Academy by Lt. Andrews September 22, 2003