pogwonking

the act of punching someone in between the vertabrae of their spine resulting in temporary paralysis.

Jeff broke his back from too many people pogwonking him.

pogwonking by Mathew Meyer October 2, 2005

poonking 

To masturbate whilst taking a shit.

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.

poonking by nolanj April 13, 2008

PoonKing 

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

PoonKing by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 6, 2009

Poonking 

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

Poonking by clyonsnz April 12, 2008