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Spunkgargleweewee 

Spunkgargleweewee (SGWW) is a sub-genre of first-person-shooter games. These games are very linear and focused on telling a story or showing spectacular (cut-) scenes, rather than gameplay or challenging the player. Hence, they often have regenerating health and plenty of guides towards the next scene. Oftentimes, these games are extremely easy. The player does not have to perform well to win, because the NPC-allies win combats on their own, while the player can hardly die at all. Mistakes of the "player" are not supposed to disturb the flow of the story.
Since Spunkgargleweewees are more focused on linear storytelling than on gameplay, they could also be defined as interactive (action) movies.

The term was coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his zero-punctuation review of "Medal of Honor Warfighter".
Call of Duty is a Spunkgargleweewee.
Spunkgargleweewees are the Michael Bay movies of gaming.
Spunkgargleweewee by Algoman November 27, 2013

spungalin 

Used by the ‘grass roots’ people of the Bahamas means to go out; hang out; Going out, cruisin
What you doin friday night? we go spungalin this friday
spungalin by SarahLeah July 25, 2008

Spunkard 

A woman/man who is addicted to the taste/consistency of spunk.
Susan, a known spunkard, was seen eating cock at the company luncheon. Robert, our Staff Manager, was heard to exclaim "Looks like we've really landed the Johnson account!"
Spunkard by Robert Cuntree March 8, 2009

Spuntarded 

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid
Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !
Spuntarded by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017
Complete Gadget master, tinkerer of all sorts
Al Spugnar got them damn Spinner Devices™ n such

You got the TinkerMaster 12s toolset?!? you a damn Spugnar!
Spugnar by ItsThatBear January 8, 2023

Spunkgargleweewee 

A term used to describe bland clones and unimaginative works in media.
This game is just another Spunkgargleweewee churned out for the masses.