gruffy 

Just a cool word to say. best used with MMM infront of it. just say " "MMMM gruffy" do it in a low voice and let it trail off.

man1:Hey i got some popcorn for us.
man2:MMM gruffy :)

gruffy by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005

gruffy 

A word to describe something or someone that is very gross looking almost to resemble a hobo.

" THAT MAN IS WAAAAY TO GRUFFY"

gruffy by notgruffy August 16, 2009

gruffy 

Fucked Up, Messed Up, Wrecked, Generaly Totaled, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

1. We got gruffy in da parking lot after the club let out!

2. Dat bitch was trying to get gruffy cuz her friends was wit her

gruffy by ya know55 May 19, 2010

Gruffy 

Violent or Sexual

Jack is very gruffy in the bedroom.

Gruffy by Willyyum2 October 31, 2019

Tickled Gruffy 

An itchy grundle, iritated gooch

Dude i slept with this dirty bird and now i got an tickled gruffy.

Tickled Gruffy by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018

Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.

"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."

Guffy Beer by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013

Grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom

“My horse has grufflets”
“Horse shoe me!”

Grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020