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Oxted School 

A large school located in Surrey, England, which is home to some of the biggest twatts that you're ever likely to meet.
15 yr old girls Sharpe their eyebrows and all the tough man yr 7s will shank you up if you misbehave. oh yeah also Mr Bond will shove you in his basket if you anger him.
Don't do any extra curricular activities that go into the dark, as that's when all the chavs come out, vicious creatures.
I might go to Oxted School when Im older!
Nah don't go dere fam, you'll get shanked up innit bruv
Oxted School by 3ddie1098 October 5, 2019
Related Words
Oited Oiled outed oiled up Oiter ooted OATED Oxted School OHTED oiled men
A very rich person
Its Otedola with the money
Otedola by Oliver779 January 4, 2018

Oiled Up 

The act of lubricating oneself in oil before sex to minimise friction.
Ian oiled up before inviting Phillip round for a game of nude charades.
Oiled Up by Us-Trap July 30, 2021

oiled up 

To become "well lubricated" consuming alcoholic beverages. To get boozey.
I like to drink a few Miller Lites, get oiled up, and crank up my favorite classic rock jams.
oiled up by LBo979 February 20, 2009
Otted is when you are so overtired that you have symptoms of being drunk/high and you're dellusional. You start to have hullucinations and go potentially crazy.
"Dude I was soo otted last night, that was the first time I slept in a week!"
otted by HILARYTHEONEANDONLY May 26, 2007

Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.
Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson