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Something you say or write after seen an really awesome video.
Guy: "Hey, have you seen the new Chuck Norris movie when he beats the shit out of Jackie Chan?"
You: "Yes"
Guy: "What did you thought about it?"
You: "I came..."
I Came by Mattematask Mattan December 14, 2009
One of the stupidest phrases ever, commonly used by 12-year-olds on YouTube and other sites as an expression of amazement whenever they see or hear something "epic", implying they reached an orgasm upon seeing/hearing it. Although some may beg to differ, saying it really just makes you sound like an idiot.
*crappy AMV on YouTube is posted*
Person 1: first
Person 2: omg i came @ 2:15
Person 3: WHO CARES IF YOU'RE FIRST?! STOP SPAMMING
I came by BetterSpeech July 26, 2010

i came up on 

stealing or jacking. an euphemism for those words.
i came up on a new iphone 3gs, wan me to hook u up?

that foo came up on a new blackberry that looks exactly like the one u lost bro!
i came up on by cotosakra November 7, 2009

i came in like a wrecking ball 

A sentence used to show the destruction of property, people and/or brain cells
Person 1: oh my goodness! What happened to you?! You look horrible!

Person 2: I came in like a wrecking ball....

I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her 

Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.
Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.

I came to party 

I came to party is like the modern more eloquent Yolo.
Hanging out with someone and they offer drugs or to do something stupid yet entertaining “hell yea man I came to party”