wobbledick

A certainly painful condition caused by the violent bending or twisting of a mans penis. This usually occurs when the penis inadvertantly slips out of a womens vagina while she is on top thrusting downwards during intercourse.

I'm sorry babe but I can't have sex for a couple of days because you gave me wobbledick last night.

wobbledick by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005

Wobblewacked 

When a person is physically,spiritually, and mentally embarrassed.

The person is to the fullest extent flabbergasted by the action.

“Did you see his face?”
“Oh you sure wobblewacked him Jim!”

Wobblewacked by PandaZushi February 3, 2022

Cobbledick 

Game addicted, lazy teenager with crappy attempted man bun.

Geez Louise, you're such a cobbledick *facepalm*

Cobbledick by Richard N Balls June 9, 2016

Wimbledick

The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.

i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down

Wimbledick by ogdajuiceman July 2, 2010

Bobbledick 

A little plastic kid with a long penis

I want a bobbledick

Bobbledick by ASSOO June 16, 2022

Wobblecock 

Somebody that can't get an erection...

I wanted sex last nyt but he had a wobblecock!!!

Wobblecock by Belladonna Blue March 12, 2010

wobblefucked

A state of being following drinking. IE - how you feel when you wake up still drunk from the night before - not quite with it, not quite balancing well, usually confused.

Dude, I woke up this morning all wobblefucked and shit. Kept tripping over stuff - it sucked.

wobblefucked by Dave "Bulldog" Munson May 8, 2003