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a very uncommon boy name (fact: only one boy named Bazante in the whole of the great country of the Netherlands). original translation from Swahili is downgoing water.
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.

a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.

furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night
1. guy: Ooh no! look there comes a Bazante!

Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!

2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.

3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.
Bazante by Low-E October 10, 2012
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miss balanko 

one who is the creator of cathanson. seduces boys with apples, and has above average intelligence, humor, sexy good looks, and conversation skills.
wow.. jenny is totally being a miss balanko tonight. thats cool.
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Anything pertaining to a piece of crap. Could also be considered pajanky. Anything found at a garage sale or the good will.
Corey's couches are dirty, stinky, and quite bajanky.

Bazangees 

Another word for describing a womans breasts.
usually large and perfectly defined
'Awh man, check out the Bazangees on that bird"

Carol; ' My Bazangees are sore today'
Bazangees by KingBazango December 17, 2011

badankadonk 

twerking and shaking that bad booty..
"Miley and her mean badankadonk";
" damn! Dig that badankadonk on that girl"
badankadonk by Xtendedpartition September 16, 2013
A grammatical interjection that expresses a definitive, celebratory moment; a rhetorical touchdown!
...and after that the dealer gave me ANOTHER $500 off. Bazang!
bazang by crydercohen1978 October 4, 2016

badankadank 

a rather large ass. mostly found on women of darker skin.
holy shit. look at that badankadank!

man, that is a huge ass.
badankadank by peter griffen December 10, 2004