bitch drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. Derived from the female term barbie drinks. When consumed by a male (either hetero/homosexual), it takes it's masculine form of 'bitch drinks', as to seem more insulting. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

I was totally going to go home with him after we left the bar, but I saw he had been drinking bitch drinks all night! I think he might be a friend of Dorothy.

bitch drinks by Allison January 4, 2005

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drinks bitch

Anyone who has been given the task of getting and preparing the next round of drinks. Normally the drinks bitch is assigned this role because they did something stupid, or whilst playing a game like 3 man.

Drinks bitch, get me a beer!

drinks bitch by 0800tim February 1, 2009

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Bitch Drink

An alcoholic beverage favored by women that often has a fruity/sweet flavor. Men who drink these are often referred to as pussys. These drinks take forever to get you drunk and the hangover the next morning may or may not kill you.

At a party we see 10 men having rye and coke, insert charley with a smirnoff twisted rasberry drink.
"Yo man! look!! Charley's sipping a bitch drink"
"What does that mke you, Charley? A bitch?"
*charley runs away crying into the bathroom*

Bitch Drink by __cute_aza_button__ September 22, 2008