five knuckle shuffle 

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

five knuckle shuffle by YOREMA July 11, 2003

Five knuckle shuffle 

Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".

Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.

Five knuckle shuffle by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008

five knuckle shuffle 

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

five knuckle shuffle by spltbird November 25, 2002

Five Knuckle Shuffle 

A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.

John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.

Five Knuckle Shuffle by foil7 September 3, 2015

Five Knuckle Shuffle 

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.

"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"

Five Knuckle Shuffle by DanielleInIpswich May 27, 2006

Five Knuckle Shuffle 

The act of a girl giving a guy a hand job

Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle

Five Knuckle Shuffle by phillthethrill81 December 18, 2017

Five knuckle shuffle 

jacking off.

Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.

Five knuckle shuffle by Boy Roy June 20, 2008