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wenis sex 

The act of inserting a wenis into a wagina.
wenis sex by Wenises August 5, 2012

wenis sex 

1. Holding hands (thereby touching your wenis to someone else's - wenis being the skin between your thumb and forefinger)

2. Shaking hands (see above)
Billy: Hey Gina, wanna have wenis sex with me?
Gina: Sure, why not.
*hold hands*
wenis sex by Nashala October 15, 2006

Wenis shlocker 

The act of riping off your elbow skin and creating a weapon out of it and hiting a person so hard they pass out.
Guy1:I just wenis shlocked that guy over there!
Guy2:so your a wenis shlocker?
Guy1:yes!!
Guy2:wana date?
Wenis shlocker by Lorax_thumper.44 November 3, 2023

suck my wenis

“Suck my wenis” is an aggressive term which is telling someone to suck your elbow.
Meanie: dang boi you uglyyy!! You: suck my wenis!!!!! Meanie: you hurt my feelings!! You: i don’t care:)
suck my wenis by Furry lover123 November 14, 2018

Projectile Weenis Syndrome

A type of disability usually accompanied by the symptoms of your weenis disattaching from your body and accelerating until it reaches the stratosphere at any random moment in time.
"You have Projectile Weenis Syndrome? Man, that's gotta suck, im sorry bro."

weenis scholar 

Sean Walling has such experience with the weenis that he is considered to be the worlds first and foremost Weenis scholar. His knowledge and prowess with the weenis is unmatched.
weenis scholar by Halfdane May 11, 2004