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Snackbar 

A derogatory nickname for Islamic Extremists & ISIL members, originating from the term "Allahu Ackbar," which was then bastardized into "Aloha Snackbar."

Can be used in reference to piss-poor rifle marksmanship/form, incorrect handling of explosive ordinance, and most other amateurish pseudo-military activities.
Ahmed got on to Amazon and bought bomb components and a D.I.Y. AK-47 kit. I think he wants to be a snackbar.

Sam, what the fuck are you doing shooting your rifle from the hip like that? I didn't know you were a snackbar.
Snackbar by anton-xt April 25, 2016
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snackbar 

Synonim for fast food restaurant. At least, in europe it is a synonim for fast food restaurants...
Let's go get food at the snackbar after class!
snackbar by lulaby May 16, 2016

snackbar parking

best parking available excluding handicap spaces. dates back to drive in movies where the best parking was right next to the snack bar
i went to wal-mart today and found snackbar parking...ya!!!
snackbar parking by MsKate March 30, 2008

aloha snackbar 

Parody of "Allahu Ackbar" or "God is great", an exclamation used by surviving perpetrators of Islam-related violence. Used to mock Islamists, political Islam, politically-correct defenses of Islam and Islam-related violence.
Generally used as a simple exclamation to mock and show contempt for Islam and Islamo-fruitcake perpetrators of Islam-related violence, as in "Aloha snackbar! Bacon!". (Note: Use on commercial aircraft is treated as a felony by the FBI.)
aloha snackbar by Sal the Maniac September 12, 2013

Alan's Snackbar 

Used as a coverup for someone shouting allahu akbar .
POLICE: What did you just say?
Radical: Oh, nothing, I was just talking about the new restaurant in town... It's called Alan's Snackbar!

Allahu Snackbar

When severe munchies start, it's time to hit the fridge/snack food aisle/Taco Bell with the ferocity of a terrorist trying to buy the affection of his/her imaginary friend in the sky. Allahu snackbar is the declaration of intention in such a scenario.
"Dude, is the blunt done?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm 'bout to 9-11 your fridge. ALLAHU SNACKBAR!"

Although his friends agreed that it was their favorite moment of the road trip, Steven realized that yelling "ALLAHU SNACKBAR!" in the McDonald's drive-thru was not the smartest idea he'd ever had.
Allahu Snackbar by Dharma Midget November 21, 2016

Ali's Snackbar 

A snackbar people enjoy raving and praising over before blowing themselves up or kamikazing themselves into the side of a building. It must be really good.
*Explosion*

Jafar: "ALLAHU ACKBAR! ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAR!!! ALLAHU ACKBAR!! ALLAHU ACKBAR..."

Remember, folks! Ali's Snackbar is the best!