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Eating Box

When you are performing rigorous cunnilingus on a female with a shaved vaginal region. Often accompanied by about a .14 BAC and a towel to dry your mouth afterwards. Also: See Blackbox munching.
"So many hoes in this jaunt right now wearing skin-tight dresses. I'm definitely going to be eating box tonight."
Eating Box by boxeater14 January 2, 2012

Eating box

Jonah’s favorite thing to do, he takes pride in how much he loves it
Me: did you hit
Jonah: nah I was eating box all night

eating the box 

1. go eat my box
2. during oral sex i ate this chicks box and in return she gave me a blowjob
eating the box by kokjawz April 6, 2004

Eating Goldfish from the Box

When a Twitch streamer (or other entertaining host) shows cleavage (or fan-service) while eating any kind of food.
"I have to leave now," commented a chat member, "Amy Whatserface is Eating Goldfish from the Box".

Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box 

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.
Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”
The new form of martial art created by former Tae-Bo sensation Adrian Talens. It combines boxing and masturbating. Common practice of boxating is at home.
Boxating will be an addition to millitary training as of 2004.
Boxating by Adrian Talens October 9, 2003