Wet Fish 

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.

I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.

Wet Fish by theboyos April 4, 2013

wet fish 

A fish that is wet and used for slapping people around the face.

Can be used to explain just HOW angry you are at someone

i am going to slap you with a wet fish

wet fish by i-rock March 26, 2008

Wet Fish 

The act of taking a shower and then jumping in your buddies bed butt necked without drying off. Can be preformed at family campouts, church camps, sleep overs, band camp, etc.

Did you see what Cole did to David?!?! He wet fished him! His sleeping bag is soaked! That sucks!

Wet Fish by Hollerin' Bobby April 18, 2008

Wet fish 

This is someone who always agrees to do things with his mates but is then a let down or a flop

Yusef Salam stop being a wet fish!

Wet fish by Friend32155 June 2, 2016

Wet fish 

Cumming on your hand and slapping someone around the face.

Guy: Dude, I totally gave that girl a wet fish!!

Wet fish by Sad git January 4, 2012

wet fish 

Take a paper napkin, roll it up, dip it in water and hit someone in the face with it!!

Me and jack were having a play-fight in the pub and he put a wet fish straight in my ear!!

wet fish by Olivia April 15, 2005

wet fish 

A non-firm handshake, no effort, sloppy.

He his handshake was a wet fish

wet fish by Why is this so bloody hard? April 3, 2017