Merriam Webster 

The boring version of urban dictionary. A very normal dictionary that most student use and can be found in book stores.

Student 1: Hey, do you know what "abysmal" means?
Student 2: Let me find the definition in Merriam Webster.

Merriam Webster by WeepersLikeMe December 27, 2019

merriam-webster 

The easier definition and easier to understand.

If you don't understand the Google definition, try Merriam-Webster!

merriam-webster by LotusFlowerInAPond June 28, 2016

Merriam-Webster 

Urban Dictionary, but for white people.

I wanted to figure out the meaning of a word, but I don't understand the definitions on Urban Dictionary, so I used Merriam-Webster

Merriam-Webster by mkeffeler May 27, 2018

merriam-webster 

To look something up in the dictionary.

You need to Merriam-Webster the word: groggy, bc it does not apply here. As noted, don't come for me. 💅

merriam-webster by ambisinister June 19, 2016

merriam-webster.com 

The awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of English words and its all-purpose audio pronunciations.

1. I wonder what "agglutinative" means...*click click*...aha! Now I know and shall forever treasure the knowledge.

2. Fun-loving wordophile: Heheheh...hey dude, check this out...

Dude: What is it?

Fun-loving wordophile: Listen...*click* -you- *click* -are- *click* -a- *click* -dick- *click* -wad-

Dude: Holy shit, that's brilliant.

Fun-loving wordophile: I know, I love merriam-webster.com. There's nothing quite like perverting helpful knowledge for the purpose of juvenile diversion!

Dude: Wow. You need to get off there, Mr. Wordy Pants.

merriam-webster.com by Kayl June 13, 2008

Merriam-Webster dictionary 

A collection of American words not actually used by Americans.

I found Urban Dictionary more useful than Merriam-Webster dictionary while learnig modern American language.

Merriam-Webster dictionary by Peevee July 30, 2008

merriam-webstraculate 

The act of spouting off technical terms out of fear when one is caught in a lie of a scholarly nature.

The senator,after being called out for not knowing the details of a proposed law, began to merriam-webstraculate to conceal his complete ignorance.

merriam-webstraculate by killercut20 January 15, 2018