shank wank

The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.

I'm gonna have me a shank wank!

shank wank by efildrot September 24, 2013

Shank Wank

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.

guy 1: Did you hear the news

guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning

guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank

guy 2 : totally man

Shank Wank by Broham May 30, 2019

Shank and Wank 

When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.

Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.

Shank and Wank by Jascebalon July 9, 2016

wank shank

When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.

Stop being such a Wank Shank!

Stop Wank Shanking me!

wank shank by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017

Shank the wank 

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"

"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank

Shank the wank by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017

shank and wank 

using a sharpened tool to stab somebody, while then proceeding to insert ones phallus into the wound and fuck it

Henry fucked up real bad and got the shank and wank.

shank and wank by lexlewis February 21, 2009

Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.

Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.

Wank the Shank by Rianon May 6, 2018