BLXMORPH

Started by Trey, Fred, Laurence, and Hasan, it is the smashing of the cranium into the scrotum, and is quite painful and difficult to do.

It can be used into many terms:

For instance, making fun of emo doucherags.
Laurence: "OH MY GOD. TORTURED ROMANCE. BLXMORPH. "
Laurence: Fred, I am going to get that word added to the dictionary.

Or just as a term of frustration.

Fred: AHHHHG FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!
Fred: BLXMORPH BLXMORPH FUCK!

BLXMORPH by Fred White December 2, 2004

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blixmorphe

to jump in the air and push opponents face into crotch.

jess was pissing me off, so i blixmorphed her, giving her a black eye and giving me prostae cancer.

blixmorphe by sam rekunow November 6, 2007

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Related Words

BLXMORPH • blamorphkeeted • Blamorphus • blixmorphe

blamorphkeeted

v bla - morph - kee ted; The act of being blamorphkeeted is the state of being blazed on marijuana, morphed on morphine, and skeeted on cocaine.

Ohh shit Nick was sooo blamorphkeeted yesterday driving home.

blamorphkeeted by jmac904321 December 3, 2009

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Blamorphus

Blamorphus is a word for huge and explosive.

"Did you hear that.. that fart was BLAMORPHUS."

Blamorphus by Mossypossum February 3, 2025

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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