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Gentleman's Spa Day 

It is the act of pampering oneself in a specific way. The usual three "S's" (shit, shower, shave) but with a few things added in. First is masturbating, preferably before entering the shower. While showering ensure you have a can of your favourite beer (if you are a risk taker feel free to have beverages in glass containers) and put on some music (ZZ Top comes to mind). Voilà, a pampered gentleman.
Friend: What did you do this weekend?
You: Well I stayed in on Sunday and had a Gentleman's Spa Day
Friend: Nice
Gentleman's Spa Day by Katoxxvi September 11, 2016

oral spa day

When you take a scalding hot shower, while enjoying a can of ice cold Sprite.
It was cold outside and I needed to recharge, so I took an oral spa day.
oral spa day by Grandest Pappy January 8, 2025

Captain’s Spa Day

To listen to loud music while drinking alcohol in the shower.
“After a long day, I like to grab a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, blast some TOOL, and have a Captain’s Spa Day.
Captain’s Spa Day by StogieBoi September 13, 2020
Sexual move where the male gives the female a facial, then performs a mud bath on their chest.
Man, the other day in the bed room, I took my girlfriend to the day spa!
Day Spa by Myke79 October 26, 2005
a day spa is when renting a hotel room,you fill sink with warm water to dip your nut-sack into,whilst masterbating onto the large mirror which is always in the bathroom of the hotel room!thus a day spa!
before checking out of the hotel room,i treated my-self to a day spa
day spa by r. oneill August 17, 2007

deluxe day spa

the act of jizzing in a girls hair, while giving her arabian goggles, while shitting on her face.
did you guys hear about sara? she got a deluxe day spa treatment!