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my definition

MY DEFINITION is what it is.
MY DEFINITION is my property.
MY DEFINITION may even suck; but, it's still MINE.
MY DEFINITION is an extension of ME because my words define my life.

It's MY LIFE and I'll speak how I need to.
DUMB GUY: "I'm sharing MY DEFINITION with UD. Pretty soon all the niggas be bustin' like me."

HIS DADDY: "Oh, I see what you've done. I guess you made up a word. I hope he doesn't get lost among the millions of other words. When you gonna grow up, boy?!
my definition by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition? 

i have no idea. it's irritating, but when you see your definition up there, it'll probably be worth it.

to the urban dictionary admin., hurry the hel-
friend: "hey, why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?"
me: i have no idea man.

please reject my definition 

whoevers reviewing this, please reject my definition, please i beg

Where's my definition? 

When you publish your perfect definition on urban dictonary and it mysteriously vanishes without your consent nor email comes up in your inbox regarding it
Where's my definition? Please don't tell me that they didn't publish my definition

Why did my definition get rejected? 

So, you searched this because your definition got rejected, so it was probably bad. So, maybe try and make good ones.
Person 1: Why did my definition get rejected?
Person 2: I don't know, make better ones I guess?

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist 

Whatever idiot did that should not exist
Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH

just publish my goddamn definition 

my definition was not a joke. it is an abbreviation that is used on the internet. I changed the definition and made it so anybody could understand it. it was a legitimate definiton ffs.

SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME