john shot

A photo of oneself seated upon the toilet, presumably in the act of defecating.

"I asked her for a nude and she totally sent me a john shot. wtf bruh"

john shot by squidlust69 September 25, 2020

who shot john 

When you ask someone if they know
who did a certain thing, and they
give you answer that you know is
b.s. (bull shit)

Don't come in here with that who
shot john b.s.

who shot john by Victor November 29, 2004

who shot john 

Its a phase used to describe someone who is looking grimey or not their best.

Going out, look'n like who shot john?

who shot john by Chanel R July 10, 2005

who shot john 

Meaning "I don't know what".

Girl, you better comb your hair! I don't want you to go out of this house looking like who shot john.

who shot john by NJones July 26, 2005

who shot john and why 

The phrase "who shot John, and why" is commonly used to describe yourself or someone else when you/they look like a hot mess

Why does Jessica looks like who shot John and why?

I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like who shot john and why.

who shot john and why by iwanttoflingmyselfintothesun February 22, 2018

who-shot-john 

Southern for same old thing

As in same old who-shot-john

who-shot-john by bill T May 13, 2005

who shot john 

Used by John Wayne in his last film that featured a young Ron Howard to describe another gunslinger's actions after he had a drink/got drunk. He used the term "who shot John" to describe the whiskey. It was in the scene where he was teaching Ron Howard how to shoot a pistol.

"You never know what he might do once he gets enough of that "who shot John" in him, Pilgrum!

who shot john by dirty November 24, 2004