capitard 

Donald Trump, or one who subscribes to his political philosophy.

Holy shit! I just took a dump that wants to run for office, but that has little in the way of compassion, political experience, or any understanding of what it's like not to be a wealthy white male.

It's a fucking capitard!

capitard by Anomyre May 9, 2016

Capitard 

A portmanteau of "capitalist" and "retard".
A derogatory, often playful term used by socialists, communists, and anti-capitalists to describe an uncritical or intellectually naive supporter of capitalism. Implies a person who blindly adheres to capitalist ideology, often ignoring its inherent flaws, historical injustices, or the nuances of alternative economic systems. Capitards are typically willfully ignorant to communist and socialist ideologies, and are slow-witted.

Example:
"Don't even bother explaining dialectical materialism to that guy, he's a total capitard."

Capitard by SankaraSuperfan July 31, 2025

CAPTARD 

Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.

eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."

CAPTARD by captaincaptard March 4, 2008

capstard

A derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters. Combining elements of the phrases CAPS LOCK, signifying capitalization, and RETARD, signifying a person of low IQ.

"Did you get that e-mail message from the boss? What a capstard."

capstard by Anthony Stevens May 15, 2008

Calitard 

A term used to a describe a stupid/idiotic/retarded person from California.

Example: That Alyssa sure is a calitard, with her saying all long rifles are "assault rifles".

Calitard by Huggable Loli October 29, 2020

captard 

n.(khaptard)
1) An annoying bastard who continuously and unapologetically types in caps lock.

"I CAN USE CAPS NE TIME I WANT ITSA FREE KUNTRY1111111!!!!"

captard by Dirry July 7, 2005

Caspitard 

Caspitard; is the last turn and run of a journey.

Caspitard can be seen as'the point of no return', as well as the last junction before conclusion.

Caspitard by Bryn Benn March 28, 2020