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Douchewaffle 

The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.
Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!

Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
Douchewaffle by Ryuuka-EMS November 9, 2009

douchewaffle 

What you call an ex who is a total asshole or someone you know who is a total moron.
How did Joe not know you would find out? What a douchewaffle.
douchewaffle by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009

douchewaffle 

One who is utterly and indefinetly asinine in everything that he/she does in life. Also a complete failure and annoyance to all.
That fag is such a douchewaffle, his shit isn't fuckin' funny and he is a dick.
douchewaffle by War1986 May 4, 2005

Douchewaffle 

A human being possesing traits similar to a special needs individual, however not having been diagnosed with any actual disorder. A human being who makes rash, idiotic, decisions with very little knowledge about the situation.
I sent Dan to go fix that job, he came back dazed and confused and talking about something completely different than what he was sent to do, he's such a douchewaffle.
Douchewaffle by thatbigsumbich January 1, 2010

Douchewaffle 

Man that guy is a complete douchewaffle for standing you up!
Douchewaffle by Mason McCoy May 6, 2011

Douchewaffle 

Really big douchebag. Usually a guy who looks like some sort of animal.
Girl1: did you hear what cj did?

girl1: no?

girl1:He fucked brit, then dumped her!

girl2: WHAT A DOUCHEWAFFLE!