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Massaging The Donut 

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

massaging kink 

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.
"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"

massaging my man muscle 

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.

massaging the truth 

A veiled or masked truth that is actually a downright lie.
Even though you worked your scheduled hours and by law it is called overtime, management tells you that massaging the truth to reflect it as comp time or flex time.

Massaging the Language

A form of speaking used when trying to convince somebody of something obviously false in order to maintain a delusional truth.
Hanna tried telling us her Microsoft Word was standard for a macbook for hours, she was obviously massaging the language.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.