wookie 

A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around jam bands and not showering or shaving. When they're not panhandling or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They stand for nothing and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.)

Yo those wookies over there are trying to sell beat rolls.

wookie by Mark December 29, 2003

wookie 

A hairy yet modernized human being that commonly is seen in the western most regions of washington. a gentle creature by nature but tends to get a little erratic when it overindulges itself with its favorite foods. It's diet consist mainly of a blend barley with hops. if you see this creature be cautious as to whether you should provide him with these items. They will commonly respond to the name of Richard Pulliam but be very wary of this creature when inebriated.

pulliam is a wookie

wookie by the dax October 15, 2007

wookie 

Anybody with a lot of body hair.

Burt Reynolds is a total wookie.

wookie by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Wookie 

A bipedal humanoid covered in fur with retractable claws used for climbing.

Chewbacca was a wookie.

Wookie by Racknahm February 11, 2003

Wookie 

The mythical hairy man-beast allegedly living in the Honey Island Swamp in St. Tammany Parish, Louisiana.

Ever since Katrina, no one's seen the Wookie any more; chances are that he shaved and moved to Dallas and will start for the Cowboys.

Wookie by Duckbutt March 4, 2006

wookie 

A certain brand of cookie that is very chewie.

"This wookie cookie is a little chewie"

wookie by grizzlychicken November 15, 2004

Wookie 

1. In general, a female Marine. Usually one that is ugly and/or hairy, but does not need to have those qualities to be a wookie.

1. "Dude, I hate wookies. All they do is bitch about stuff and "suck" their way through the USMC."

2. "Dude that wookie over there sure has a lot of hair on her arms and neck...gross."

Wookie by TheRealCPL September 19, 2009