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Fruit Roll Up 

Fruit Roll Up by Leon February 27, 2003

Fruit Roll Up 

A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.
Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.
Fruit Roll Up by fakename06 October 30, 2018

fruit roll up 

when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up
Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up

Fruit Roll Up 

Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.
I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....
Fruit Roll Up by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

Fruit Roll Up 

Tasty treat or snack, usually used in reference to hot men that you want to get it with.
Ezra: He’s a real fruit roll up!

Cody: a what?
Ezra: like a tasty treat, a fruit roll up
Cody: oh okay that makes sense

fruit roll up 

The act of placing a piece of plastic wrap over the vaginal area of a woman who is menstruating, then pressing the plastic down into the bloody area and slowly peel off, thus creating a fruit roll up, most closely resembling cherry flavor.
I wanted to give Suzie some oral sex last night but didnt feel like diving into her menstrual cycle, so I found some plastic wrap and made a fruit roll up.
fruit roll up by Steelersfanps November 10, 2010