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bottomitis 

a condition in which a person can't stop drinking alcohol. The only known cure for this condition is reaching the bottom of one's alcoholic beverage container.
Joe: Damn. I had a crappy day at work
Jim: Let's get drunk!
Joe: Sounds like a plan!

(2 hours later)

Joe: (Finishes entire bottle of Jack Daniels, and has to be transported to the ER to get his stomach pumped.)
Jim: Damn Joe! You got a fierce case of bottomitis!!!
bottomitis by Rich Clinton July 4, 2009
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Bottomunism 

The belief that Bottoms should be in government instead of Tops, whilst Bottomunists believe that Tops should not be allowed into governmental occupations, Versatiles are able to work in lower levels of the government, as they can be both a Bottom and a Top.
"What political belief do you follow?"

"I believe in Bottomunism."
Bottomunism by Aydn184 May 17, 2023

bottomings 

(n) - bottomings consist of a mixture of sweets, usually with ice cream. Similar to toppings, but it is on the bottom.
Andrew likes to put nut bottomings in his ice cream.
bottomings by i dunno iono oreo April 19, 2010

red bottomisity 

It's when you are really horny and a guy can just look at you and tell you want to be fucked.
I'm feeling red bottomisity tonight. I hope Chad notices.
red bottomisity by dklfj;adl July 30, 2005

bostonitis 

Being overly fearful of terrorism. Refers to when boxes with flashing lights advertising the Mooninites cartoon were placed around Boston, MA and emergency services reacted to the tune of nearly $1,000,000
News headline: Malaysian diplomat apologises for a case of Bostonitis after mistaking a box of sweet pickles sent to him as a Ramadan gift for anthrax powder

Bottomeisokoko 

Someone who tries very hard to have sex with a individual
I have Bottomeisokoko with jennifer today
Bottomeisokoko by Chris Neff September 3, 2003

bottomistic 

Adjective;

Having the characteristics, traits, or ideology of being a bottom.
Them:

"I love just snuggling under the covers with my bf, he keeps warm."
*Blushes happily*

Me:

"This whole interaction has shown me how everything about you screams bottom. you are the most bottomistic person I know"
bottomistic by Okami_KIRK December 3, 2021