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newtonize 

An intense medical disorder that occurs when a teenager, usually of the female gender, moves from Brookline to Newton.
Some syptoms include:
saying "like" far too much,
the purchasing of So Lows and other branded clothing,
excessive straightening or curling of hair,
a newly found obsession with male celebrities,
an unceasing desire to be skinny,
the following of trends,
the joining of cliques, ect.
Resisting Newtonization is extremely hard. The only way to do so is by keeping strong ties with friends from Brookline.
It was so sad when moved to Newton. Now all she wants to do is stare at boys, shop at Hollister, and curl her hair. She's completely Newtonized!
newtonize by woooh September 28, 2007
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neatenize 

(verb) the act of organizing and cleaning up.
"While I'm gone, why don't you neatenize this shelf."
neatenize by Joe Henry April 3, 2008

nortonize 

to install a Norton/Symantec related antivirus program on your computer and therefore bog down your system with bloated, mostly unnecessary, add-ons.
I should have chosen that free antivirus software, but instead, I paid a lot of money for this popular brand, and now my system is so slow and completely nortonized.

He told me I would regret this installing the antivirus software because I would nortonize my system.
nortonize by cfgenie February 9, 2010

Neatenize 

to place order of surroundings, organize, clean, make presentable, to do housework.
I'm going to neatenize the house today.

I neatenized my office yesterday.
I am neatenizing my room.
Neatenize by ShelbeStar March 11, 2014

Newmanized

an indiscribable feeling of hate, frustation, anger, and distrust of a person due to their actions in a relationship. A man is more often the newmanizer in a relationship, but on occasion women have been known to newmanize a man. Lying and unfaithfulness are common forms of newmanization. Usually used to describe a "player".
The girl was so newmanized when she found out that her ex-boyfriend was such an indiscribale liar.
Newmanized by Lauren Steven March 27, 2008
The art of adding neon LED lights to illuminate your auto or any item you want.
That metal artwork you made would look awesome if you were to Neonize it.
Neonize by cfalls June 16, 2013