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Pooty-Poot 

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.
Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of thosetraditional values’ days in Moscow.
Pooty-Poot by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025

pooty bo poot 

A large Lady that took a hot fudge steamer on a dog.
pooty bo poot by Bob seager April 1, 2007

Poot Poot 

Player 1: yo go grab the poot poot and head to C
player 2: Poot poot!
Poot Poot by mahaugher March 27, 2010

poot poot 

it means love. you only say it if you are uwu. it came from <3. because "<3" looks like a fart. poot poot fart
i poot poot you.
poot poot by jaeminiscute November 12, 2019

Pooty Pooty Pie Pie

A general term of disgust; often used in hate mail.
Yore a bitchpuppy and i haet you! Pooty pooty pie pie yew fukkin hore head!

poot-poot 

robvious's pet name, he <3s it when you call him poot-poot.
aww, I love you too poot-poot.
poot-poot by ZEROKOOL234 April 7, 2004