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the rng god of counter strike, the verticaly suspended absolute unit, the chips making machine, and certainly a man not to be trifled with.

"beckett fuck you what the fuck like" - rng master

"best frags in the community by far" - frost

"when you become big man in the community please don't forget me <3 " - social

that stuck spot is insane tho sloxy u wild
sloxy is the god of rng
sloxy by 9th October 22, 2018

Sloxicated 

Combination of the words sleep and intoxicated.

To exhibit behavior similar to alcohol intoxication such as stumbling into walls, screaming for absolutely no reason, grumpiness, singing bawdy showtunes and Christmas songs in mid October, becoming terrified of inanimate objects, increased and decreased appetite at the same time, extreme consumption of caffeinated beverages and snacks with high sugar content, hallucinations, giggling and laughing sporadically, unintentional staring contests, baking lots of pecan pies, and other random acts, brought on by heroically surviving at least 30 straight hours without sleep.
If any alcohol is consumed, it is no longer sloxication, but intoxication.

The only known cure is an immediate dose of collapsing on any horizontal surface (or nearby friend) closing one's eyes, and letting nature take it's dreamy course.
(Side effects of this cure may include dreams of terrifying proportions. Use liberally.)
(Having been awake for 30 hours)
"Dude, I'm super sloxicated."

"I've got a 12 page paper due tomorrow morning. I think I'll sloxicate myself tonight."

"Why is Frankie sleeping on the floor?"
"Don't bother him, he's desloxicating."

Resident Assistants in college dorms are the most susceptible to this affliction after dealing with a complicated situation.
Sloxicated by AStrange May 3, 2008
Dude I thought of a new Sloxen for 69.....96 hahahahahahaha
Sloxen by jonathan Gallagher January 15, 2010
Hes deffintly a Sloxzy
Sloxzy by Super hotty girly April 26, 2022
Sloxm sucks
sloxm by Yoloswegqueen September 29, 2013

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You have ascended boredom. Boredom to the point where you decided to dual-snake from the middle of your keyboard.
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The entrance to the key to boredom heaven.