Ferret 

Clearly a cat-snake.

Person 1: Awe look at the cat-snake
Person 2: It's a ferret dumb ass!

Ferret by Skittles_Willams September 21, 2016

Ferret 

a kickass animal

ferrets kick ass

Ferret by Anonymous October 14, 2003

ferret 

The most desirable of any domesticated animal.

My ferret Slinky ran away, so I shot myself.

ferret by Anonymous April 10, 2003

ferret 

A small lovable animal of the marmot family, which has a slinky for a spine, and a thieves way of finding all of your loot and distributing it back in there own hiding places.

"Honey, have you seen where the ferret hid my keys?"

ferret by Gueethepagan May 4, 2005

ferret 

Best thing of anything. ever. all who say otherwise should go suck on it.

ferret by Who wants to know? April 5, 2003

ferret 

Ferrets are playful, curious, fun and interesting. They are related to pole cats, sunks, weazels and meakats They often get too excited and run into things espeialy when on tiles. They "dook" when playing. Ferrets are NOT vicious unless u train them to be.They come in different colours not just albino.

Awwww look at the cute little ferret...:)

ferret by **~~Ferret Lover~~** September 19, 2008

ferret 

an amazing animal. looks like a small version of a cat crossed with a wiener dog

person 1: what is that?

person 2: its a snake with legs!

person 3: no, its a ferret

ferret by slinky cat February 4, 2009