filching

this is the act of de-clawing and shaving a hampster and shoving it up the rectum to let it crawl around until it dies.

Tim gave Gabe filching as his suprise birthday present.

filching by stfutwatwaffle March 31, 2009

filching

this i an x file, mulder and scully do this

"lets go and filtch Mulder" said Scully , got any straws? lets go ask. Your Alien needs a good filching!

filching by Fenton November 13, 2003

filching

from the age of sexually deprived people who just loved their animals, involves shoving rather porr inocent furry rodents up ones backside to achieve sexual pleasure.
pass time of townies

wat fuck? shove little fluffy up me batty crease ya bastard!

filching by barbarella June 8, 2004

Friend Filching 

The act of digging down through friends social networking pages looking for people to add to your friends.

After Jamie's parents finally let her get a MySpace account, she needed to do some "Friend Filching" to boost her totals.

Friend Filching by Papa B February 13, 2008

Finching 

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.

"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."

Finching by KevinMyers February 9, 2010

Felching the clown 

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.

1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.

Felching the clown by Selevan May 3, 2013

Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.

Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof

Turkish Felching by The man with two plans December 4, 2011