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Its like getting socked but instead of you slapping the target with your hand, you slap them with a sock.
Dude why did you sockey me, its so so so so so so damn stinky.
Sockey by Tortle_ October 20, 2020
n. New sport for those who wish to fill the sportsless covid void and get some exercise while isolated. One kicks rolled-up socks into wastebaskets, armchairs, toilets etc. Complex courses with bogeys, eagles etc can be established if desired. Heavy drinking is encouraged.

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Played a round of ice sockey last night in the walk-in freezer. Lost three toes on the back nine.
sockey by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

sockey dew

1. a person that looks like a catfish / gomez / john
2. resembling the main character in 1993's philadelphia
3. a person who hides weed in a sock out in their lawn
sockey dew by Blonde Thug Ish October 30, 2007

Eye-sockey

Nowadays, it's more in the minor leagues that they play the old Eye-sockey.

Chop Sockey 

Hong Kong movie style martial arts.

Popularised by Nigle Buckland of Vids.
"Hey, Steffy boy, that Jackie Chan is a top, low-centre-of-gravity, chop sockey master"
Chop Sockey by farge bofflenerp November 3, 2009

Rock Sockey 

a missconception. Atcually meant to be SOck Rocky, but it got twisted around to form a whole new game... a game so powerful that only the greatest of Champions are allowed to participate
I am an Elephant, and you are just a Rock sockey
Rock Sockey by SwissCheeseMan October 11, 2004