A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.

In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.

Matthew Humphries by Kushpig December 2, 2011

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The Humphries Effect

• The ۰ Hump۰hries Effect
- Social Phenomenon
- Involved in the absorption of any knowledge that embodies artistic, political, and social information.

The known and unified example of creative and intellectual contamination subjectively appearing in any forum where information is distributed in the human social dynamic.

 A reference to the living example of a unquestioned abomination of the artistic social realm

-- vis a vis: The Equation trying to balance itself out.

Chad: "Hey, want to check out that new 'Space Town' movie? I hear it's really good."

Tad: "Nah, that movie has some serious Humphries Effect; Eddie from work totally loved it and Eddie from work is a total douche"

Chad: "I understand, for I am all too aware of the potency of The Humphries Effect and the effect it has upon creative materials we all try to enjoy."

The Humphries Effect by HimmelGarten February 20, 2010

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Kris Humphries

The best basketball player that ever stepped foot on the court. Better than Jordan and Lebron, he joins the ultimate dream team with Ilgauskas, Scalabrine and Newbie.

I just Hump'd the guy on the court yesterday! Kris Humphries is the best.

Kris Humphries by Ronald Stevens December 1, 2010

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