Turd Burglur 

A random insult to annoy people. One who steals turds.

Fuck you! you ass-sniffin' turd burglur!

Turd Burglur by MeowMixer October 9, 2004

Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar 

A mythical beast of Puerto Rican descent, whom resides in the small town of Alliance Ohio. Alias's include "Puedo" and not to forget "el turd burg". Famous for the the "great turd heist of 97" the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar is still at large.

Lookout it's Puedo the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar.

Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar by Corey_danger May 27, 2011

turd burglary 

One who burgles turds.

"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"

turd burglary by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017

nerf hurdlin turd burglar 

nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun

One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.

Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"

nerf hurdlin turd burglar by lil-nugget January 22, 2014

turd burgler 

When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there

turd burgler by Kiser August 29, 2003

turd burglar

When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)

Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!

turd burglar by Sidney Abello February 11, 2004

turd burglar

(UK) Slang for homosexual.

"Hey, turd burglar! Get off that guy!"

turd burglar by - August 4, 2002