First Girlfriend Syndrome
A condition induced by a man's (or boy's) first girlfriend. Characterized by excessive
PDA, constant giggling and tickling, loss of priorities and individuality/manhood, distancing from friends, and general increase in bitchness. Known to upset the "Bros before
Hoes" mantra of guy
code.
Yo, invite Ted and
Luke over, let's get bombed!
Nah dude, they came down with FGS, remember?
Oh right, I forgot they're
bitch-made now.
Fucking FGS.