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Dirty Rice 

Dirty Rice is a term that basically means "a shit-stained pussy". It occurs mid-coitus when you pull out of the anus and proceed to insert into the vagina and continue coitus.
Your friend awakes from a daydream to declare "last nite I was banging your mom in the butt then I pulled out and put it in her vag!!" Which is then followed by an observer declaring, they call that dirty rice!!
Dirty Rice by Gambo1984 February 18, 2009
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dirty rice 

Dirty Asian men, usually together in a group, typically under the age of 45.
Yokoshima Migosaki Tacoma Suzuki was standing with his dirty rice friends.
dirty rice by jp money September 26, 2004

Dirty Rice 

Something with three completely different definitions, see above.
-Bro, whats Dirty Rice?
-Idk, lets check Urban Dictionary.
-Well that was useless.
Dirty Rice by PhanFictionFreak April 1, 2017

dirty rice 

A creole (South Louisiana) or "cajun" dish mostly consisting of rice cooked with ground beef or sausage and spices, giving it a "dirty" look.
We went to Popeye's and got some dirty rice. My mama makes the best dirty rice.
dirty rice by tvgator January 15, 2008

dirty rice 

an import vehicle from japan whose appearance isnt of the norm. (i.e. it is not stock, and its not all riced out) The aftermarket work to the car is done nicley, and to the fullest extent.
"Dude, Jerry's new car is some dirty rice bro. It aint all "pep-boied" out like his brothers POS.
dirty rice by Raabe July 12, 2007

dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.
"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"

Dirty Rice Ball

When your balls shrivel up during a rim job after a #dirty spatula.
Dat bitch was given me a shitty rim job and da heat didnt work in her Kia and I gots a dirty rice ball…shiiiiiit! I gave dat bitch a dirty spatual!
Dirty Rice Ball by Jennattalia November 22, 2025