sheet caking 

Bingeing on sheet cake or some other extremely sweet, gooey, comfort food to deal with great stress, discomfort, or anger.

Last night, I was so beside myself with anger over politics that I indulged in three hours of sheet caking.

sheet caking by Poor Little Rich Boy August 18, 2017

sheet caking 

/ʃi t keɪkɪŋ/ verb

Based on Tina Fey's appearance on the SNL Weekend Update, sheet caking is the act of binging (or engaging in equally indulgent and compulsive behavior) as a way to pretend feeling sorry for yourself is helpful to those with less privilege than you, especially in a politically tense climate. Also used to maintain denial about one's own complacency in the face of political upheaval and the suffering of others.

She was going to use my day off yesterday to get organized, but she read the news on Facebook and ended up sheet caking with pasta and garlic bread the rest of the night.

sheet caking by EweBettawerk September 15, 2017

sheetcaking 

Instead of going out and getting involved in potentially violent protests against bigots, find a local Jewish-owned or black-owned bakery, buy a sheet cake with an American flag on it, take it home and eat it. Stuff your feelings down!

“Sheetcaking is a grass-roots movement. Most of the women I know have been doing it once a week since the election.” ~ Tina Fey

sheetcaking by BlindOracle August 19, 2017

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014