crab shoot 

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.

I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!

crab shoot by Max August 19, 2004

crapshoot 

1. A toss up, roll of the dice, or a gamble. Anything could happen.
2. Taking a bet purely for the action of it, not based on the odds in one's favor.
3. In poker, making a call for a large amount purely on a draw just to take a chance at the reward.

1. My internet connection has been a crapshoot lately with all the storms and power outages.
2. That team has been up and down lately but I got a good feeling about tonight, at the least it's a crapshoot.
3. I figured I'd take a crapshoot and try to catch the flush on him after his comments at the table all night, would have been straight crenshaw to piss that prick off.

crapshoot by Dave.R. July 1, 2006

Alabama Crabshoot 

The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.

Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late

Alabama Crabshoot by dinglefuck May 2, 2010

Fare Crapshoot 

An attempt to ask people on a bus that only accepts change to break one dollar bills so that you can pay the fare.

"If the Bee-Line bus system accepted dollar bills, then I wouldn't be doing a fare crapshoot right now."

Fare Crapshoot by tyankou December 22, 2009

crabshooter

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as Dice-Lice.)

2. One who is so riddled with crabs he/she basically shoots them from his/her genitalia.

"I thought I was on a roll, but I ended up with the crabs" or "Watch out for him/her, because she/he is a known crabshooter"

crabshooter by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016