Quiche 

Used to describe someone who is hotter than hot. From Chris Lilley's show Ja'mie: Private School Girl

"OMG, Hugo is so quiche."
"I really wish that I had a quiche girlfriend like Izzy"

Quiche by ACBP October 23, 2013

Quiche 

Seriously fucking hot.

Ja'mie is so quiche

Quiche by privateschoolgirl October 23, 2013

quiche 

egg pizza

ethan is a quiche

quiche by anonymous September 25, 2018

quiche 

Someone who is the next level of hotness, one of the main measures of quicheness in a girl is her 'box gap'. Such as in Ja'mie private school girl.

OH MY GOD that quy is so totally quiche

quiche by itsactuallynotme November 9, 2013

Quiche 

Used to describe people that are frequently late for meetings

Argh, Nigel is late again. He's such a quiche

Quiche by The Quichemaster April 12, 2021

quiche 

Quiche is a slang term for a situation that is hot, sweaty or sticky.

'Turn the heating down me Julie, it's a bit quiche in here'

quiche by Tommy Theobald December 28, 2005

Quiche 

Female genitalia.

Can be used in numerous ways often with hilarious consequences when situated near a buffet...

"X has got a cheesy quiche" (Often sung)

"Oh, crusty quiche"

"Look at that fork-in quiche" (See what we did there)

Quiche by Millidred July 1, 2005