Thunder Douche 

a person who has reached the pinnacle of douchebaggery. Imagine a douche flowing with the force of an atomic fire hydrant. That, is a Thunder Douche. First coined by ShayCarl of YouTube fame. It should always be capitalized.

A man who throws a woman against a wall, saying "look what you made me do" and later "forgiving" her for it establishes him as a Thunder Douche of epic proportions.

Thunder Douche by Pipistrello January 17, 2009

thunder douche 

when douche baggery extends beyond all reason in such a violent and crushing fashion a thunder clap is heard

Nate explained that he was forced to beat up his girlfriend because she made him do it. Nate exemplified being a thunder douche.

thunder douche by Jaimez DIego Sanchez January 17, 2009

cock smoking thunder douche 

dirty skank hoe that smokes piece as if it were thier job and lacks propper identification to reside in the USA

how do you describe the rican who lives in rm 2007 usna?

o, he's a cock smoking thunder douche

cock smoking thunder douche by shablabla December 26, 2008

Thunderdouche 

To do something or act in a way so absurd or inapropriate the to be called a "douche" would not do it justice.

A level of douchiness that far exceeds normal douchiness.

That guy copied and pasted out interview onto another site and took credit for writing it himself, what a thunderdouche.

Thunderdouche by wvunick7591 February 24, 2009

thunderdouche 

Noun. Thunderdouche is equivalent to mega douche, but at times surpasses it. Thunder is a prefix which may be attatched to many words as an intensifier, similar to the way thunder intensifies nature. Usually an insult, although can have successful use as an intensifier in other areas, usually with nouns.

John is a thunderdouche.
John is a thundertool.
John is a thundertard.

thunderdouche by 12345666 September 19, 2004

Diesel-powered thunderdouche 

A big, loud, brash, All-Amurican douche. A beer-swilling, V8 Hemi of a douche.

He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.

He's Home Depot.

HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.

Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.

What happened to you last night?

We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!

Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!

Agreed!

Diesel-powered thunderdouche by leftshoe January 10, 2014