Face like a beekeeper's glove 

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"

Face like a beekeeper's glove by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Butcher’s Glove 

The Butcher’s glove is a sexual act performed by only the most daring Individuals. First, a female must insert her balled fist into her asshole, palm facing updwars. Once inserted, she must open her grasp. Then, a male inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina. The woman proceeds to grab the cock from within her own asshole, and stroke it vigorously. Causing great pleasure to both parties.

“ You wouldn’t believe what I saw last night in some raunchy new porno I was watching, this dude got himself a Butcher’s Glove!! “

“ Sally suffered an anal implosion after wrongly executing a Butcher’s Glove “

Butcher’s Glove by Sad Sally January 31, 2021

trawlerman's glove

Noun, British. A large, capacious, raggedy and smelly pussy. So named because of the resemblance to a well used glove as worn by a trawlerman on a deep-sea fishing boat.

Dude 1: "You seen that new girl in Accounts? She looks like a babe."
Dude 2: "Beware, Dawg. May look good but she got a minge like a trawlerman's glove."
Dude 1: "No shit! Thanks man."

trawlerman's glove by Wizards Sleeve April 26, 2009

Gentlemen's Glove 

A Johnny, a rubber, the ultimate weapon of defence for a man of no commitment

Jeeves, fetch the gentlemen's glove, I require a posh wank.

Gentlemen's Glove by dwarvenrogue May 27, 2016

arby's glove 

Just about the same thing as a "camel toe"

Check out that sloopy "Arby's Glove."

arby's glove by a4cruiser September 8, 2005

Poseidon's Glove

When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.

I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.

Poseidon's Glove by Sifi999 November 3, 2021

Jim's glove box 

Slang for the human anus also known as the chocolate starfish or the prision wallet.

I was having sex when she reached around and stuck her finger right into Jim's glove box. Wildest shit I have ever experienced.

Jim's glove box by Dr Dusty Whiskey February 21, 2025