Crackerman 

Damn good song by Stone Temple Pilots.


Go hear it or I'll come chop your balls off.

Crackerman is cool beans, yo.

Crackerman by Big Sweaty Anus August 8, 2004

crackerman 

Crackerman is a Canadian rock band that covers Stone Temple Pilots' songs. Their lead singer is fat and has a terrible voice compared to original STP. This unoriginal idea is the worst thing to happen since Anna Nicole Smith's television show.

I also think that a Crackerman is a heroin dealer, but I'm not 100% positive.

That band from Ontario named Crackerman fucking sucks ass.

crackerman by Trey December 29, 2004

Crackerman 

Racist term for a rich, middle aged white guy who hates and wants to dominate women and people of colour.

Ted Cruz is a shining example of a Crackerman.

Crackerman by Pffft March 29, 2015

Crackerman 

The crackerman like his crackers

Hey crackerman how about them crackers

Crackerman by Jlw1771 May 15, 2018

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

crackerature 

When a black comedian portrays a white person as being extremely stiff, uptight, and lacking rhythm.

"Dave Chapelle is known for his excellent crackeratures."

crackerature by Savage Infant Whale May 13, 2005